Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize