Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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