You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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