Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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