So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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