Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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