Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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