Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Non-Jews are for practice
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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