I can text with my tongue
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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