Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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