I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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