There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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