Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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