Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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