Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
