Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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