im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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