He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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