So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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