After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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