AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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