So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Randomize