he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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