I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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