brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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