Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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