We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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