Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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