Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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