Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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