I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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