I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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