this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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