Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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