Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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