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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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