That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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