I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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