Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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