What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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