I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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