I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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