At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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