well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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