Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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