And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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