he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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