we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Randomize
