You work out of a Hotel?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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