i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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