Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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