I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
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She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize