Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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