Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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