i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Dick very happy bro
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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