This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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