I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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