guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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