you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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